Hello my name is Daryus Monday!! I'm lazy i mean really lazy.when i was in the fourth grade i had sexual intercourse with my teacher, Mrs Stevenson. My grandfathers last words 2me were, "never trust ghetto white people, mexicans that cant speek spanish and black men with no facial hair". I like 2 steal magazines,play manopoly, watch cartoons with my son, drink apple juice and have sex. Ever since i was a little child i always wanted to drive down a busy street and when someone opens their car door i turn my weel and take that bitch off. I have'nt did that shit yet but who knows, you know what they say " another day another.....uhhh uh" fuck it, you bitch you must be hella bored if your reading this.... but if not... please continue. the first time ive ever jerked off was a little over 13 years ago, and you know what... i fucked my life up. so kids if your reading this, just say no to your dick. If your dick is anything like mine... of course its BIG, but not only that its vastly malevolence...Ok...Here we go; if your still reading this most likely your the person im looking for.... Let me tell you a secret......... Im a stand-up comedian and this is my Blog site... Please keep in touch>
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